Cheese!

My grandmother called me and when I answered and I said, " Hola me no hablo ingles." She was soon to answer with, " Hola me no speaka queso." And I was like " dude you don't speak cheese what is wrong with you." She then said "I don't speak cheese, do you have a problem with that." So now every time I see her I ask her if she learned how to talk to cheese.